Step 1. Finish the Starbucks coffee you bought this morning, hide the cup in your file drawer. Tell co-worker you’re not feeling well and you’re going to your car to get Advil. Hurry up and go to Starbucks!
Step 2. Eat Salted caramel cake-pop in parking lot so there’s no evidence you left the entire office building to go to Starbucks.
Step 3. Be seen at your desk with your NEW Starbucks coffee to throw everyone off lol. Wait. Wait some more. Go ahead do a little work. When the new caffeine hits… go find a toy. Gather supplies. Get your old cup and commence arts & crafts hour at your desk.
Step 4. Make a mask/costume for your toy. Take photo. Send out mass email to office w/ attached photo welcoming the newest member of the team, Buck. I shall call him Buck. S. Buck.
Grab your keys and leave office now…it’s lunchtime! YaY =)